Trying a new cultural cuisine is exciting in enough, but in these instances, the menus are even more piquing. Whether the restaurant’s manager forgot to run spell check or relied on Google’s wonky translations, these 15 menu fails will make it super hard to keep your supper down.
Just make sure you’re not forking into a “loose nut” or an “iron lamb” before you take a gander at some of these blunders. And if you want healthy recipes, supermarket shopping guides, and essential nutrition tips at your fingertips, subscribe to the new Eat This, Not That! magazine now! For a limited time, you can save 50 percent off the cover price—click here!
— MTerrenceJones (@MTerrenceJones) July 6, 2018
Mumbo sauce—a sweet and sticky meat marinade—exists, but we’re not too sure about Mumber sauce.
The Leech Fritter
— Dawn (@dme33) May 28, 2016
Nothing sucks the appetite right out of you like leech fritters.
The Italian Painter
— Sandra Pearson (@orchlibrarian) July 23, 2014
Is it considered cannibalism if you’re ordering the garlic, olive oil, and oregano Bronzino?
The Pseudo Vegetarian
— DrinkEatThinkTweet (@fsdett) January 20, 2016
How many vegetarians do you think ordered the so-called vegetarian pizza without bacon?
The Questionable Protein
— Mabel T (@mabeltradu) November 2, 2014
We’re not exactly sure what’s worse, the “Pure Belly Clearance” or “The Fish Mother.” But we’re definitely curious as can be about the “Pure Speculation Meat.”
— Austin J. Eich (@Eich_AJ) January 16, 2014
Is there any chance that this suspicious menu item also doubles as one of our 50 Best Foods for Your Penis? Asking for a friend.
The Pasta Imposter
— Proofed Poorly (@PoorlyProofedNY) May 29, 2018
This restaurant’s antipathy for antipasti is real.
The Hangover Cure
Menu-writer person has a hangover. Happy 2018! pic.twitter.com/w9L2iueZkE
— Proofed Poorly (@PoorlyProofedNY) January 1, 2018
Seems like this brunch spot’s staff is still pretty boozed up from last night.
The Loose Nut
— Proofed Poorly (@PoorlyProofedNY) November 1, 2016
Let’s just disregard the incorrect usage of the verb “sell” and focus on what this shop is actually selling.
The Lack of Space
If you fill up on the egg “mayonaise,” you won’t have much room for the “muchroom” soup.
The Uncomfortable Procedure
This fried enema dish should get things moving along…
The Angry Typist
We can just imagine the typist angrily slamming his fingers onto the keyboard.
The Dark Translator
Just two entrees in, and you’ll find yourself wondering what went down during this menu tasting.
The Online Encyclopedia
We’re going to need Wikipedia’s help to demystify this one.
The Catch of the Day
The catch of the day must be more tentative than we thought.