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The 150 Unhealthiest Grocery Foods in America

Tell these common supermarket foods to pack up and get lost.

Top Picks

The 150 Unhealthiest Grocery Foods in America

Tell these common supermarket foods to pack up and get lost.

The average supermarket is now a minefield of more than 38,000 items. Quite a few can help strengthen your body, but even more can turn it to mush—and none more so than the dietary detonators that follow. Know them and you can emerge from the aisles with the foods both you and your body will love. Luckily, not all grocery picks are bad. See what you should stock up on with these 46 Best Frozen Foods In America.

DELI MEATS

Loaded with preservatives and salt, these are some of the worst saboteurs of a slim belly. You’ll be sure to google “how to stop belly bloat” after eating them.

1

Oscar Mayer Shaved Ham

oscar mayer shaved ham

(50 g, 4 slices) 760 mg sodium, 50 calories, 1.5 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat)

Deli meats are notoriously high in sodium, and none are worse than ham. In hopes of boosting the flavor and extending the shelf life of deli cuts, manufacturers will inject a sodium solution directly into the meat, turning a few slices of lean protein into a vessel that, in the case of this Oscar Mayer folly, delivers more than half of your day’s sodium intake.

2

Land O’Frost Premium Honey Smoked Turkey Breast

land o’frost premium honey smoked turkey breast

90 calories, 4.5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 670 mg sodium, 8 g protein

Land O’Frost competes with Buddig for the most calorie-dense lunchmeat around.

3

Tyson Grilled & Ready Oven Roasted Diced Chicken Breast

tyson grilled and ready oven roasted diced chicken breast

73 calories, 2 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 220 mg sodium, 13 g protein

It takes 15 ingredients to make this FrankenChicken.

4

Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon

oscar mayer turkey bacon

(2 slices) 70 calories, 6 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 360 mg sodium, 4 g protein

More sodium than regular pork bacon, but also more than triple the number of ingredients.

5

Hormel Pepperoni

hormel pepperoni

(28 g) 140 calories, 13 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 490 mg sodium, 5 g protein

Pepperoni is the downfall of far too many pizzas served in America, and the blame rests entirely on its egregious load of fat.

6

Bar-S Bologna

bar s bologna

(38 g, 1 slice) 100 calories, 8 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 350 mg sodium, 3 g protein

You could eat two slices of Oscar Mayer’s Turkey Bologna for the same calories from 1 Bar-S slice.

7

Buddig Original Beef

buddig original beef

(56 g) 90 calories, 5 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 790 mg sodium, 10 g protein

Most deli meats fail in one of two ways: too much fat or too much sodium. Buddig’s products routinely fail in both ways.

HOT DOGS & SAUSAGES

Throw these on the grill and you’ll also be throwing some pounds on your frame.

8

Jennie-O Breakfast Lover’s Turkey Sausage

jennie o breakfast lovers turkey sausage

(56 g, 2 links) 130 calories, 10 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 310 mg sodium, 8 g protein

With “turkey” on the label you should expect more from your breakfast sausage.

9

Hillshire Farm Polska Kielbasa

hillshire farm polska kielbasa

(56 g) 180 calories, 16 g fat (5 g saturated fat), 510 mg sodium, 7 g protein

Both kielbasa and chorizo are spicy ethnic sausages, but opt for the Al Fresco brand instead and you double up on protein while cutting calories, fat, and sodium.

10

Johnsonville Beddar with Cheddar

johnsonville beddar with cheddar

(66 g, 1 link) 200 calories, 17 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 620 mg sodium, 8 g protein

More calories, less protein, and a hearty dose of MSG.

11

Oscar Mayer Selects Angus Hot Dogs

oscar mayer selects angus hot dogs

(57 g, 1 frank) 180 calories, 17 g fat (7 g saturated fat), 420 mg sodium, 6 g protein

“Angus” beef is just as likely as regular beef to be loaded with fat, and whether it tastes any better is a subject for debate.

12

Hillshire Farm Smoked Bratwurst

hillshire farm smoked bratwurst

(76 g, 1 link) 240 calories, 22 g fat (8 g saturated fat), 780 mg sodium, 8 g protein

More than 80 percent of this brat’s calories come from fat.

13

Oscar Mayer Classic Light Beef Franks

oscar mayer classic light beef franks

(45 g, 1 frank) 90 calories, 7 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 450 mg sodium, 5 g protein

Hot dogs vary widely in terms of fat content, so it’s important to flip the package and scan the ingredients list. Case in point: You could eat half a dozen of Hebrew National dogs and still not reach the fat load of these “light” franks.

Meat Substitutes

cubed tofu

Just because these products don’t have meat in them doesn’t make them automatically healthier.

14

Tofurky Breakfast Links

tofurky breakfast links

(45 g, 1 link) 120 calories, 6 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 320 mg sodium

A heavy hand with vegetable oil adds more than 50 calories to each link.

15

Amy’s California Veggie Burgers

amys california veggie burgers

(71 g, 1 patty) 150 calories, 5 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 500 mg sodium

More calories, fat, and sodium and less protein. See where this meatless patty stacks up in our exclusive ranking of 32 Best and Worst Veggie Burgers.

16

MorningStar Farms Buffalo Wings

morning star farms buffalo wings

(85 g, 5 wings) 200 calories, 8 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 640 mg sodium

MorningStar’s wings are no match for Gardein’s—they have nearly double the calories and 220 percent more fat per serving.

17

Tofurky Franks

tofurky hot dogs

(45 g, 1 link) 80 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 370 mg sodium

For the same number of calories, you could switch over to Smart Dogs’ Jumbo dog and get more protein for your caloric buck.

18

Boca All Meatless Burgers Made with Non-GMO Soy

boca burger

(71 g, 1 patty) 140 calories, 5 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 500 mg sodium

Even without GMOs, this still falls flat.

19

LightLife Smart Ground Original Crumbles

(55 g, 2 oz) 70 calories, 0 g fat, 320 mg sodium

These crumbles contain barely half the protein of Boca’s.

20

Tofurky Italian Sausage

(100 g, 1 sausage) 270 calories, 13 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 620 mg sodium

Amazingly enough, this fake Italian sausage packs nearly as many calories as the real stuff.

CHEESES

cheese board

Calorie-dense and high in sodium, it’s easy to overdo it with these high-energy dairy products.

21

Stella Crumbled Gorgonzola

stellas crumbled gorgonzola

(28 g, ¼ cup) 100 calories, 8 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 380 mg sodium, 6 g protein

Even with less cheese than Athenos in each serving, you still end up with more calories and fat.

22

Sargento 4 Cheese Mexican

sargento four cheese mexican

(24 g, 1 stick) 110 calories, 9 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 200 mg sodium, 6 g protein

The Blended Cheese Principle: The more varieties of cheese in a package, the more calories it will contain.

23

Sorrento Sticksters Cheddar Cheese Sticks

sorrento cheese sticks

(24 g, 1 stick) 100 calories, 8 g fat (4.5 g saturated fat), 150 mg sodium, 6 g protein

The rollerblading cheese stick on the label doesn’t mean this is a kid-friendly snack.

24

Kraft Cracker Barrel Extra Sharp 2% Milk

kraft cracker barrel

(28 g) 90 calories, 6 g fat (3.5 g saturated fat), 240 mg sodium, 7 g protein

Switch to Cabot’s and you’ll cut 320 calories from each pound of cheese you buy.

25

Kraft Deli Deluxe Sharp Cheddar Slices

kraft deli deluxe sharp cheddar slices

(28 g, 1 slice) 110 calories, 9 g fat (5 g saturated fat), 450 mg sodium, 6 g protein

These slices earn three-quarters of their calories from fat. And what does that earn you? Nothing but extra calories.

26

Pillsbury Grands! Homestyle Buttermilk Biscuits

pillsbury grands homestyle biscuit

(58 g, 1 biscuit) 170 calories, 6 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 470 mg sodium

Pastry makers prefer semisolid fats, like hydrogenated soybean oil, because they provide a crispier, flakier texture. Is it worth sacrificing health for? Not to us. You’ll hit a full 13 percent of your daily intake of saturated fats via this single pastry.

CEREALS

sugary cereal

The right way to start your day is to ditch these high-sugar cereals. To see more of the boxes you should ditch, don’t miss these 26 Unhealthiest Cereals on the Planet.

27

Quaker Natural Granola Oats, Honey, Raisins & Almonds

quaker natural granola

(102 g, 1 cup) 420 calories, 10 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 26 g sugars

Granola must have a heck of a PR guy. After all, someone managed to convince an entire nation of eaters that clumps of oats and raisins glued together with sugar is somehow healthy. Five years as America’s Worst Cereal, we hope, cuts through the spin. One cup has the calorie equivalent of 3 servings of Cookie Crisp cereal!

28

Kellogg’s Honey Smacks

kelloggs honey smacks

(1 cup) 133 calories, 0.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 20 g sugars

This is among the most sugar-loaded boxes in the cereal aisle.

29

Post Cocoa Pebbles

post cocoa pebbles

(1 cup) 160 calories, 1 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 0 g fiber, 15 g sugars

Not just devoid of fiber, but also soaked with hydrogenated oils and colored with artificial, potentially-carcinogen-containing caramel color.

30

General Mills Golden Grahams

general mills golden grahams

(1 cup) 160 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 15 g sugars

Loaded with sugar, lacking in fiber, and saturated with sodium.

31

General Mills Reese’s Puffs

general mills reeses puffs

(1 cup) 160 calories, 4 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 13 g sugars

Oxford researchers rated this the unhealthiest cereal in the supermarket.

32

General Mills Apple Cinnamon Cheerios

general mills apple cinnamon cheerios

(1 cup) 160 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 3 g fiber, 13 g sugars

Worse than most junk cereal.

33

General Mills Cinnamon Chex

general mills cinnamon chex

(1 cup) 160 calories, 3 g fat (0 g saturated fat), <1 g fiber 11 g sugars

This cereal delivers more than 130 calories of pure carbohydrates.

34

Quaker Life

quaker life

(1 cup) 160 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2.5 g fiber, 8 g sugars

Life isn’t the worst cereal on the shelf, but it does pack in more than three times as much sugar as fiber.

35

Kashi Strawberry Fields

kashi strawberry fileds

(1 cup) 120 calories, 0 g fat, 1 g fiber, 9 g sugars

This is one of Kashi’s biggest flops. Strawberry Fields features white rice instead of the 7 Whole Grain Blend found in many of its cereals.

BREADS

whole grain bread

Bread can be made with just two ingredients: water and flour. Store-bought breads, on the other hand, can be made from more than twenty. These are among the worst of the worst. Find out better options with our 20 Best and Worst Breads from the Store.

36

Wonder Classic White Bread

wonder classic white bread

(1 slice) 70 calories, 0.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 0 g fiber

It has 98 calories of nutritionally shallow enriched flour and high-fructose corn syrup.

37

Sara Lee Hearty & Delicious 100% Whole Wheat

(86 g, 2 slices) 240 calories, 3 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 6 g fiber

The fiber’s commendable, but these slices are way too calorie dense to qualify as pantry staples.

38

Wonder Made with Whole Grain White

wonder made with whole grain white

(57 g, 2 slices) 140 calories, 2 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 3 g fiber

Compared to the same variety of bread made by Nature’s Own, this loaf has more sugar, more sodium, and less fiber.

39

Arnold Whole Grains Health Nut

arnold whole grains health nut

(86 g, 2 slices) 240 calories, 4 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 4 g fiber

The second ingredient is the same white flour you’d find in a slice of Wonder Classic White bread.

40

Nature’s Pride 12 Grain

natures pride twelve grain

(86 g, 2 slices) 220 calories, 4 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 4 g fiber

The wheat is whole grain, sure. Too bad the other 11 grains aren’t. You’d need twice as much fiber to justify these calories.

41

Sara Lee Honey Wheat

sara lee honey wheat

(57 g, 2 slices) 150 calories, 1.5 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

Most breads are made from a form of wheat, but unless it says “whole,” you’re paying for stripped-down grains with little fiber and minuscule amounts of micronutrients.

42

Oroweat Whole Grains 7 Grain

oroweat whole grains seven grain

(76 g, 2 slices) 180 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 4 g fiber

Sure this bread contains seven grains, but refined flour is still one of its major constituents.

43

Home Pride Butter Top Wheat

home pride buttertop wheat

(56 g, 2 slices) 140 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

44

Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse Hearty White

(43 g, 1 slices) 110 calories, 1.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber

This bread is made with simple-sugar-heavy flour that’s devoid of all the benefits of whole wheat: fiber, micronutrients, and energizing B vitamins.

TORTILLAS, WRAPS & PITAS

corn tortilla

Sorry, but swapping out your bread for a wrap is one of the 18 "Healthy" Swaps That Aren't Better For You.

45

Mission Wraps Garden Spinach Herb

mission wraps garden spinach herb

(70 g, 1 tortilla) 210 calories, 4.5 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 510 mg sodium

A basic tortilla takes about four ingredients to construct—flour, water, oil, salt—but Mission uses no fewer than 30 ingredients to construct these wraps, and spinach falls under the “2% or less” portion of the ingredients statement. So what is this wrap made of? A lot of enriched flour and vegetable shortening, neither of which makes for a healthy wrap. It’s the calorie equivalent of four Pizza Hut Traditional Buffalo Wings!

46

Toufayan Pita Bread White

toufayan pita bread white

(56 g, 1 pita) 150 calories, 0 g fat, 2 g fiber

Switch to Food for Life’s pita and you’ll double the fiber and drop 50 calories.

47

Mission Wraps Plus! Multi-Grain

mission wraps plus! multigrain

(70 g, 1 wrap) 210 calories, 6 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 7 g fiber

Blame a big dose of vegetable shortening for Mission’s high-calorie wraps.

48

Guerrero Soft Taco Tortillas

guerrero soft taco tortillas

(42 g, 1 tortilla) 140 calories, 6 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber

This tortilla contains seven ingredients and six times the fat of its corn counterpart.

49

Mission Flour Tortillas Medium/ Soft Taco Size

mission flour tortillas soft taco size

(49 g, 1 tortilla) 150 calories, 3.5 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber

Each shell delivers about 20 percent of your day’s sodium.

BREAKFAST BREADS

These are some of the worst carbs to eat in the A.M. Ditch them as well as these 37 Worst Breakfast Habits for Your Waistline.

50

Sara Lee Deluxe Bagels Plain

sara lee deluxe bagels plain

(95 g, 1 bagel) 260 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 50 g carbs, 2 g fiber

This is a wedge of refined carbs, an invitation for a blood sugar roller coaster.

51

Pepperidge Farm Bagels Cinnamon Raisin

pepperidge farm cinnamon raisin bagels

(57 g, 1 bagel) 270 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 57 g carbs, 3 g fiber

This bagel packs as many carbs as five slices of toast.

52

Pepperidge Farm Brown Sugar Cinnamon Swirl Bread

pepperidge farm brown sugar cinnamon swirl bread

(38 g, 1 slice) 110 calories, 2 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 21 g carbs, <1 g fiber

Packs five different forms of sugar.

BREAKFAST PASTRIES

mini cinnamon roll

Would you like some carbs with your sugar?

53

Little Debbie Honey Buns

little debbie honey buns

(50 g, 1 pastry) 230 calories, 13 g fat (6 g saturated fat), <1 g fiber, 13 g sugars

Of the 31 ingredients in this bun, partially hydrogenated oils show up twice.

54

Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts Brown Sugar Cinnamon Unfrosted

kelloggs pop tarts brown sugar cinnamon unfrosted

(50 g, 1 pastry) 210 calories, 8 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), <1 g fiber, 12 g sugars

Opting for the unfrosted version does little to boost the nutritional merit of this pathetic pastry.

55

Little Debbie Donut Sticks

little debbie donut sticks

(47 g, 1 doughnut) 230 calories, 14 g fat (7 g saturated fat), 15 g sugars

Little Debbie’s Donut Sticks have three strikes against them: more calories, more fat, and more sugar than the Krispy Kreme alternative.

56

Hostess Mini Muffins Blueberry

hostess blueberry mini muffins

(57 g, 1 pouch) 210 calories, 8 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), <1 g fiber, 19 g sugars

Hostess’s heavy hand with the soybean oil and added sugar turns these muffins into something more akin to dessert than breakfast.

57

Sunbelt Fruit & Grain Cereal Bars Apple Cinnamon

sunbelt cereal bars apple cinnamon

(39 g, 1 bar) 140 calories, 3 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 16 g sugars

Packages can boast all they want about a product being made with whole grains, but if it only contains a single gram of fiber, something has been lost during production.

58

Ne-Mo’s Fine Bakery Products Banana Bread

ne mo banana bread

(113 g, 1 piece) 460 calories, 23 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 34 g sugars

You could eat nearly three of the Hostess SmartBakes Muffins and still consume
fewer calories.

GRAINS

types of grains

These grains are less than great.

59

Goya Thai Jasmine Rice

goya thai jasmine rice

(45 g, ¼ cup dry) 170 calories, 0 g fat, 0 g fiber

Refined grains like this tend to prime your body for belly fat storage.

60

Gold Medal Organic All-Purpose Flour

gold medal all purpose flour

(30 g, ¼ cup) 100 calories, 0 g fat, 1 g fiber

We applaud the organic effort, but it doesn’t mean much once Gold Medal strips most of the fiber from the grain.

61

Uncle Ben’s Ready Rice Long Grain & Wild

uncle bens ready rice

(1 cup prepared) 220 calories, 3 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

Wild rice has more protein than brown rice, but it still comes up short when stacked against
more-robust whole grains and seeds.

62

Rice-A-Roni Broccoli Au Gratin

rice a roni broccoli au gratin

(1 cup prepared) 350 calories, 16 g fat (5 g saturated), 910 mg sodium, 2 g fiber

Neither cheese nor broccoli places higher than partially hydrogenated palm oil in this box’s ingredient list.

63

Rice-A-Roni Whole Grain Blends Roasted Garlic Italiano

rice a roni whole grain blends

Not one of Rice-A-Roni’s Whole Grain Blends has fewer than 250 calories—not to mention the fact that a single serving chews through about a third of your day’s sodium allotment.

64

Knorr Cajun Sides Dirty Rice

knoff cajun sides dirty rice

(1 cup prepared) 270 calories, 5.5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 830 mg sodium, 2 g fiber

More calories, fat, sodium, and ingredients than Uncle Ben’s version.

65

Rice-A-Roni Chicken Flavor Lower Sodium

rice a roni chicken flavor

(1 cup prepared) 270 calories, 5 g fat (1 g saturated, 0.5 g trans), 670 mg sodium, 2 g fiber

Lower sodium? Lower than what, a salt shaker?

66

Nueva Cocina Black Beans & Rice

nueva cocina black beans and rice

(⅓ cup dry) 220 calories, 0 g fat, 760 mg sodium, 3 g fiber

A few more black beans would earn this dish a stronger hit of fiber. Three grams isn’t enough to justify this caloric price tag.

67

Goya Fiesta Rice with Wild Rice & Vegetables

goya fiesta rice

(1 cup prepared) 320 calories, 0 g fat, 1,000 mg sodium, 4 g fiber

The “broth-type flavor” in this box consists of monosodium glutamate (aka MSG), maltodextrin, and sugar.

PASTA

pasta in colander

Pass on these pastas.

68

No Yolks Egg White Pasta

no yolks egg white pasta

(56 g dry) 210 calories, 0.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 3 g fiber

Yolks or not, this pasta is still made with regular, nutrient-hollow refined flour.

69

Barilla Angel Hair

barilla angel hair

(56 g dry)200 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

These numbers are pretty standard for run-of-the-mill white pasta. Aim for better.

70

De Cecco Linguine with Spinach

de cecco linguine with spinach

(56 g dry) 200 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

Not even spinach can save this linguine. The green leaf is the second ingredient, yet it brings more color than it does nutrients to these noodles.

71

Ancient Harvest Quinoa Spaghetti Wheat Free

ancient harvest quinoa

(57 g, 2 oz dry) 205 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 4 g fiber

You may think these noodles are made strictly from healthy quinoa, yet the primary ingredient is corn flour, which contains less protein and fiber.

72

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Original

kraft macaroni and cheese

(1 cup prepared) 400 calories, 19 g fat (4.5 g saturated, 4 g trans), 710 mg sodium

This iconic box is a nutritional disaster, complete with more than 2 days’ worth of trans fats per serving.

73

American Beauty Quick Cook Rotini

american beauty quick cook rotini

(56 g dry) 210 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber

If you’re going to make a cheesy pasta dish, the least you can do is start with a more wholesome noodle.

74

Roland Organic Buckwheat Soba Noodles

roland organic buckwheat soba noodle

(56 g dry) 200 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber

These noodles would be commendable if they were made with whole-grain buckwheat.

75

Nissin Chow Mein Spicy Chicken Flavor

nissin chow mein spicy chicken

(114 g, 1 container) 560 calories, 28 g fat (10 g saturated fat), 1,280 mg sodium

This bowl is filled with half your day’s saturated fat and sodium, plus a pool of inflammatory vegetable oils and countless MSG derivatives.

76

Nissin Cup Noodles Chicken

nissin cup a noodles

(64 g, 1 container)300 calories, 13 g fat (7 g saturated fat), 1,060 mg sodium

Loaded with 45 percent of your daily sodium and 35 percent of your day’s saturated fat.

77

Betty Crocker Suddenly Pasta Salad Classic

betty crocker suddently pasta

(1 cup prepared)330 calories, 10 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 1,040 mg sodium

This side dish packs a staggering 40 percent of your daily sodium.

78

Simply Organic Macaroni & Cheese

simply organic macaroni and cheese

(1 cup prepared)360 calories, 14 g fat (11 g saturated fat), 859 mg sodium

Organic it may be, but that does not forgive the sin of excess sodium and saturated fat.

PACKAGED PROTEINS

canned tuna

Convenience is key but not if you have to sacrifice your health.

79

Bumble Bee Prime Fillet Pink Salmon Steak Lightly Marinated with Lemon & Dill

bumble bee prime salmon steak

(4 oz, 1 pouch)150 calories, 4.5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 600 mg sodium

The addition of soybean oil undermines the healthful effects of the omega-3 fats.

80

Bumble Bee Easy Peel Sensations Lemon & Pepper Seasoned Tuna Medley with Crackers

bumble bee easy peel sensations

(103 g, 1 can with crackers) 200 calories, 7.5 g fat (3.5 g saturated fat), 460 mg sodium

Blame the oily marinade.

81

Hormel Lean Ham with Smoke Flavoring

hormel lean ham

(2 oz, 56 g) 90 calories, 6 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 620 mg sodium

Canned ham carries far more sodium than fresh ham. Unless you simply must have it, switch to chicken and save yourself the added cardiovascular strain.

82

Bumble Bee Tuna Salad with Crackers

bumble bee tuna salad

(99 g, 1 kit) 300 calories, 22 g fat (3.5 g saturated fat), 435 mg sodium

If you choose Bumble Bee over StarKist three times per week, you’ll take in 4 extra pounds of pure fat in 1 year’s time.

83

StarKist Albacore White Tuna in Water

starkist albacore white tuna

(74 g, 1 pouch) 90 calories, 2 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 310 mg sodium

Albacore in a pouch contains just as much mercury as it does in a can. Make chunk light your go-to tuna.

84

Spam Lite

spam lite

(6 oz, 168 g) 330 calories, 24 g fat (9 g saturated fat), 1,740 mg sodium

Even Spam’s light version contains the fat of 10 pieces of Oscar Mayer Center Cut Bacon and the sodium of a sleeve and a half of saltine crackers.

THE PANTRY AISLE

filled pantry

Perfect to start a meal in a jiffy, but sure to wreck your belly.

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Bisquick Pancake Mix

bisquick pancake

(40 g, 1⁄3 cup mix) 160 calories, 4.5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 1.5 g trans fats, 1 g fiber

The award for Most Shocking Use of Trans Fats goes to Bisquick. Who knew that during all those years of Sunday pancake breakfasts you were consuming your limit of trans fats for a day or more every time you reached for the Bisquick? For those not looking to boost their cholesterol with every bite of pancake, there are excellent alternatives out there, like the fiber-rich mix from Hodgson Mill. Better yet, take the extra 2 minutes to make your pancake batter from scratch.

86

Pasta Roni Fettuccine Alfredo

pasta roni

(1 cup packaged) 250 calories, 5 g fat (2.5 g saturated), 820 mg sodium

Alfredo is bad enough as it is, but Pasta Roni’s version compounds the nutritional negligence with partially hydrogenated oil, monosodium glutamate, and a smattering of artificial colors. Each serving of this side dish has a meal’s worth of calories, two-thirds of your day’s sodium allotment, and 2 days’ worth of trans fats. Safe yourself by boiling your own pasta and tossing it with olive oil and freshly grated Parmesan. It has the sodium equivalent of 97 Cheez-Its!

87

Pillsbury Sugar Free Brownie Mix Chocolate Fudge

pillsbury sugar free brownie mix

(1/12 package, 29 g baked) 150 calories, 8.5 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 0 g sugars, 9 g sugar alcohols

Pillsbury laces its brownies with artificial sweeteners acesulfame potassium and sucralose, as well as sugar alcohol maltitol, which has been found to show laxative-like symptoms when people overconsume it. This one’s a no-brainer.

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Equal

equal

(1 g, 1 packet) 0 calories, 0 g fat, 0 g sugars, 0 g sugar alcohols

The FDA deems aspartame safe, but more than a few studies have challenged the artificial
sweetener’s safety.

GLUTEN FREE

gluten free foods

For more of the worst GF products, see our report: 40 Best and Worst Gluten-Free Products.

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DeBoles Gluten Free Rice Plus Golden Flax Angel Hair

deboles fluten free rice

(56 g, ¼ package) 210 calories, 1.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber

The omega-3 fats here come at the expense of fiber.

90

King Arthur Gluten Free Flour

king arthur gluten free flour

(30 g, 3 Tbsp)110 calories, 0 g fat, 0 g fiber

White rice flour is nutritionally bankrupt, just like all white flours.

91

Schär Cookies Chocolate O’s

schar cookies

(30 g, 3 cookies)150 calories, 7 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 9 g sugars

Contains 20 percent of your day’s saturated fat intake.

92

Udi’s Gluten Free Double Chocolate Muffins

udis gluten free double chocolate muffins

(85 g, 1 muffin) 270 calories, 12 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 2 g fiber, 25 g sugars

Contains more sugar than a Snickers bar.

93

Glutino Gluten Free Multigrain Bread

(29 g, 1 slice) 80 calories, 3.5 g fat (0 g saturated fat), >1 g fiber

Craft your gluten-free-bread sandwich masterpiece with Rudi’s to save 40 calories per serving.

94

Betty Crocker Gluten Free Cake Mix Devil’s Food

betty crocker gluten free devils food

(43 g mix) 260 calories, 12 g fat (7 g saturated fat), 1 g fiber, 20 g sugars

Betty fails to deliver.

95

Glutino Gluten Free Pretzel Twists

glutino gluten free pretzel

(30 g, 24 pretzels) 140 calories, 6 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 420 mg sodium

Glutino packs in the calories thanks to a heavy hand with the palm oil.

POTATO CHIPS

bagged bbq chips

Chomp on the right chips by using our guide: 35 of Your Favorite Chips — Ranked!

96

Terra Sweet Potato Chips

terra sweet potato chips

(1 oz, 17 chips) 160 calories, 11 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 10 mg sodium

These chips support our stance that the healthy reputation of sweet potatoes has been somewhat overhyped.

97

Kettle Sea Salt & Vinegar Chips

kettle sea salt and vinegar chips

(1 oz, 13 chips) 150 calories, 9 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 210 mg sodium

A thoroughly mediocre bag of fried potatoes.

98

Ruffles Reduced Fat

ruffles reduced fat

(1 oz, 13 chips) 140 calories, 7 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 180 mg sodium

Reduced-fat chips might trump their ultra-oily siblings, but they still fall short when compared to the low fat content of a well-made baked chip.

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Lay’s Kettle Cooked Original

lays kettle cooked original

(1 oz, 16 chips) 160 calories, 9 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 90 mg sodium

“Kettle” cooking seems to imply a connection to a bygone era when food was simpler. Too bad a serving of these spuds contains nearly as much fat as a small order of McDonald’s fries.

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Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion

lays sour cream and onion

(1 oz, 17 chips) 160 calories, 10 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 160 mg sodium

This classic bag of Lay’s punishes careless snackers with an excessive amount of calories and fat.

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T.G.I. Friday’s Potato Skins Jalapeño Cheddar

TGI fridays potato skins

(1 oz, 16 chips) 150 calories, 8 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 340 mg sodium

A full 40 ingredients, the first of which is not potatoes, but rather vegetable oil.

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Gardetto’s Special Request Roasted Garlic Rye Chips

gardetto special request chips

(30 g, 1⁄2 cup) 170 calories, 10 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 330 mg sodium

Gardetto’s finally replaced partially hydrogenated oils with soybean oil, but the bag is still full of sketchy ingredients like caramel color, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate, and BHT.

CORN CHIPS

tortilla chips

Pick something else to pair with your salsa.

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El Sabroso Original Guacachip

el sabroso original guacachip

(1 oz, 28 g) 150 calories, 9 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 160 mg sodium

The bag says “real avocados,” but the ingredients statement says “avocado powder.”

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Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Crunchy

cheetos flamin hot crunchy

(1 oz, 21 pieces) 170 calories, 11 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 250 mg sodium

Nearly 100 of these calories come from oil.

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Chester’s Puffcorn Cheese

chesters puffcorn cheese

(1 oz, 46 pieces) 160 calories, 11 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 290 mg sodium

Nearly two-thirds of these calories come from the frying oil.

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Fritos Chili Cheese Flavored Corn Chips

fritos chilli cheese corn

(1 oz, 31 chips) 160 calories, 10 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat), 270 mg sodium

It takes Frito-Lay 31 ingredients to make these chips, carcinogen-containing caramel coloring being the most nefarious of the lot.

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Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili

(1 oz, 11 chips) 140 calories 7 g fat (1 g saturated fat) 270 mg sodium

Ever wonder why Doritos are so addictive? Perhaps having MSG as the fifth item on the ingredients list has something to do with it.

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Bugles Original Flavor

(30 g, 1 ⅓ cups) 160 calories, 9 g fat (8 g saturated fat), 310 mg sodium

Each serving of these little horns contains 40 percent of your day’s saturated fat limit.

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Tostitos Multigrain Tortilla Chips

(1 oz, 8 chips) 150 calories, 7 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 110 mg sodium

Don’t fall for the “multigrain” hype. By weight, this chip contains nearly four times more fat than fiber.

PRETZELS & SNACK MIXES

pretzels

Ready for a bloated belly?

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Bugles Sweet & Salty Chocolate Peanut Butter

(32 g, ⅔ cup) 170 calories, 9 g fat (6 g saturated fat), 150 mg sodium

Four different kinds of oil give this mix as much saturated fat as six strips of bacon.

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Snyder’s of Hanover Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces

(28 g, ⅓ cup) 140 calories, 7 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 240 mg sodium

A thick application of palm oil gives this bag considerably more fat than Rold Gold’s.

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Rold Gold Tiny Twists Cheddar

(28 g, ≈20 pretzels) 490 mg sodium, 110 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat)

Pretzels are salt magnates regardless of brand, but Rold Gold regularly packs in twice the sodium as its competitors. Each individual Tiny Twist has about 25 milligrams.

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Cheez-It Snack Mix Double Cheese

(30 g, 3⁄4 cup) 470 mg sodium, 130 calories, 5 g fat (1.5 g saturated fat)

If the sodium count itself doesn’t scare you, how about this: The word “salt” appears in the ingredients list 11 times.

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Annie’s Homegrown Organic Snack Mix

(28 g, ½ cup) 130 calories, 5 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 250 mg sodium

Organic is good, but a fiberless snack is not.

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Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Baked Snack Crackers Pretzel

(30 g, 43 pieces) 130 calories, 2.5 g fat (0.5 g saturated fat), 430 mg sodium

These fish are swimming in sodium and oil.

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Pepperidge Farm Baked Naturals Snack Sticks Toasted Sesame

(12 sticks) 140 calories, 5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 290 mg sodium

Better than a bag of standard chips, but not quite as good as pretzels or baked chips.

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Gardetto’s Original Recipe Snack Mix

(32 g, ½ cup) 150 calories, 6 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 21 g carbs, 310 mg sodium

While we commend Gardetto for removing artery-clogging trans fats by omitting partially hydrogenated oils from their snack line, each carb-laden serving is still doused in a blend of inflammatory vegetable oils, chemical seasonings, and preservatives.

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Ritz Crackers

(16 g, 5 crackers) 80 calories, 4.5 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 10 g carbs, 105 mg sodium

Each serving has 4.5 grams of fat from soybean and partially hydrogenated cottonseed oils, and a hidden shot of high fructose corn syrup.

Popcorn

popcorn

It may be a high fiber food, but these popcorns are too doused in oil to have any nutritionally redeeming qualities.

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Pop-Secret Butter

(1 cup popped) 30 calories, 8 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 290 mg sodium

Free from partially hydrogenated oils, but pop-secret still loads on the inflammatory vegetable oils.

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Orville Redenbacher’s Pop Up Bowl Movie Theater Butter

(2 cups popped) 70 calories, 5 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 80 mg sodium

Don’t let a gimmicky “Pop Up Bowl” influence the quality of the popcorn you eat.

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Orville Redenbacher’s Poppycock Original

(31 g, ½ cup) 160 calories, 8 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 120 mg sodium, 13 g sugars

The heavy application of glaze puts this one in the candy category.

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Jolly Time Blast O Butter

(2 cups popped) 90 calories, 6 g fat (3 g saturated), 170 mg sodium

Although Jolly Time rid itself of over 2 grams of trans fats, they still drench their kernels in inflammatory palm oil.

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Smartfood White Cheddar

(2 cups)183 calories, 11 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 331 mg sodium

Smart? Hardly. This bag earns a heavy glut of fat from oils, cheese, and buttermilk.

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Jolly Time KettleMania Kettle Corn

(2 cups popped) 90 calories, 6 g fat (2 g saturated, 2 g trans), 80 mg sodium

“Mania” is correct. You’d have to be a maniac to eat this much trans fats in one sitting.

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Newman’s Own Popcorn Light Butter

(2 cups popped) 70 calories, 2 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 97 mg sodium

Not a terrible choice, but if you’re looking for a “light” popcorn, there are better bags to buy.

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Pop-Secret Homestyle

(2 cups popped) 60 calories, 4 g fat (0 g saturated, 2 g trans), 140 mg sodium

The reckless use of partially hydrogenated oils imbues each bag with 12 grams of trans fats,
which have a firm link to heart disease. Pop-Secret should be ashamed of itself.

FRUITS, NUTS & SEEDS

Not all nuts, fruit, and seeds are healthy.

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Fruit Roll-Ups Strawberry

(14 g, 1 roll) 50 calories, 1 g fat (0 g saturated fat), 7 g sugars, 0 g fiber

Made from corn syrup, dried corn syrup, sugar, pear puree concentrate, and palm oil. And those colors? Not real fruit — artificial colors red 40, blue 1, and yellows 5 & 6.

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Mariani Philippine Mango

(40 g, 6 slices) 130 calories, 0 g fat, 27 g sugars, 1 g fiber

Mangoes natural sugars intensify in the drying process, which makes the added sugar all the more puzzling.

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Sunsweet California Grown Dates Chopped

(40 g, ¼ cup) 120 calories, 0 g fat, 27 g sugars, 3 g fiber

The sugar coating pushes these dates dangerously close to candy status.

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Planters NUTrition South Beach Diet Recommended Mix

(28 g, 18 pieces) 170 calories, 15 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 50 mg sodium, 2 g fiber

On the surface, these aren’t bad—and macadamia nuts are delicious. But look closer and you’ll see these are roasted in oil.

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Mariani Vanilla Flavored Yogurt Raisins

(30 g, 2 Tbsp) 150 calories, 7 g fat, (6 g saturated fat), 17 g sugars, 1 g fiber

The yogurt is really sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, nonfat milk powder, yogurt powder, whey powder, titanium dioxide (which is also used in whitening toothpaste), soy lecithin, and natural flavor.

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David Sunflower Kernels Roasted & Salted

(30 g, ¼ cup) 190 calories, 15 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 220 mg sodium, 3 g fiber

Doused in partially hydrogenated oil.

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Blue Diamond Natural Oven Roasted Almonds Butter Toffee

(28 g, 24 nuts) 160 calories, 12 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 35 mg sodium, 3 g fiber

Three of the first four ingredients are forms of sugar.

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Seneca Crispy Apple Chips Original

(28 g, 12 chips) 160 calories, 7 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 110 mg sodium, 12 g sugars

“Snack healthier,” Seneca implores eaters on the label (then proceeds to dip its apples in oil and corn syrup).

COOKIES

cookies

Get your hand out of the cookie jar!

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Nabisco Chocolate Creme Oreo

(30 g, 2 cookies) 150 calories, 7 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat), 110 mg sodium, 13 g sugars

And the regular Oreos are even worse—they deliver an extra gram of sugar and 10 extra calories per serving.

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Newman’s Own Fig Newmans Low Fat

(38 g, 2 bars) 140 calories, 2 g fat (1 g saturated fat), 170 mg sodium, 13 g sugars

Surprisingly enough, the Fig Newmans low-fat cookie has more calories than the original Newtons. Blame the extra rush of refined carbs.

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Keebler Chips Deluxe Oatmeal Chocolate Chip

(31 g, 2 cookies) 150 calories, 7 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 105 mg sodium, 10 g sugars

Add just one of these 75-calorie Keebler cookies to your daily diet and you’ll gain nearly 8 pounds this year.

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Murray Sugar Free Pecan Shortbread Cookies

(32 g, 3 cookies) 160 calories, 11 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 0 g sugars

The fat here comes primarily from soybean and palm oils. Remember, even if you remove sugar from the equation, calories still matter.

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Keebler Sandies Simply Shortbread

(31 g, 2 cookies) 160 calories, 9 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 90 mg sodium, 7 g sugars

We applaud the low sugar count, but not the heavy deposits of soybean and palm oils.

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Mrs. Fields Milk Chocolate Chip

(34 g, 1 cookie) 160 calories, 8 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 160 mg sodium, 15 g sugars

The dearth of fiber ensures that this will pass straight through your belly, spike your blood sugar, and convert quickly to flab.

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Keebler Soft Batch Chocolate Chip

This cookie has more fat, more sodium, and more sugar than the same cookie from Chips Ahoy!

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Mega Stuf Golden Oreo

It's high in calories, fat, and sugar. Plus, it's packed with processed ingredients ranging from palm oil to artificial flavors.

SNACK CAKES

twinkie

Even in snack size these cakes aren’t a safe bet for weight loss.

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Oreo Double Stuf Cakesters

(37 g, 1 snack cake) 170 calories, 9 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 17 g sugars

The first four ingredients—sugar, palm oil, enriched flour, and high-fructose corn syrup—are each to be avoided individually, so in concert, they create one catastrophic cookie. Consume one of these a day and after a year, you’ll have packed on 17 pounds of fat. Then you’ll be shopping for double-stuff pants. One is the calorie equivalent of 80 Jujubes candy pieces!

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Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls

(61 g, 1 roll) 240 calories, 9 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 27 g sugars

The only reference to fruit in the ingredient list is to “artificial strawberry,” i.e., an additive engineered in a lab to look and taste like the real thing. No thanks, Debbie.

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Entenmann’s Little Bites Fudge Brownies

(62 g, 1 pack) 270 calories, 14 g fat (4 g saturated fat), 25 g sugars

Entenmann’s brownies are only slightly better than its doughnuts.

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Hostess Suzy Q’s

(57 g, 1 cake) 220 calories, 9 g fat (4.5 g saturated fat), 24 g sugars

One Suzy Q has 50 more calories than a Wendy’s Jr. Original Chocolate Frosty.

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Dove Sugar Free Chocolate Crème Dark Chocolates

(40 g, 5 pieces) 190 calories, 15 g fat (10 g saturated fat), 0 g sugars

Each small piece contains 10 percent of your day’s saturated fat limit.

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Little Debbie Oatmeal Crème Pies

(38 g, 1 pie) 170 calories, 7 g fat (2 g saturated fat), 12 g sugars

Don’t be fooled; the oatmeal is nothing more than the vehicle for fat and sugar.

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Little Debbie Fudge Rounds

(67 g, 1 round) 310 calories, 12 g fat (4.5 g saturated fat), 30 g sugars

Little Debbie’s Big Packs are woeful not just for the content of their cakes but also for the Flintstonian portion size. This one has more calories than 8 strips of bacon.

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Hostess Ding Dongs

(72 g, 2 cakes) 330 calories, 17 g fat (12 g saturated fat), 33 g sugar

Each Ding Dong has double the fat of the Twinkie, and because it comes in a two-pack, you have to practice restraint to avoid bingeing.